Intestine Contest

My granddaughter has been here all week and I have had so much fun with her. Yesterday we played doctor together. She took my temperature and fixed me with a cold (very wet and drippy) washcloth which she put on my head. Then she decided my feet needed working on (which they do, but that’s another story) so she sprayed them with hand sanitizer. Not sure what this accomplished but they smelled better.

Finally, when she began to tire of that game she she said “Let’s play intestines.”

What?

I was not about to allow her to do surgery on my innards.

“You know,” she said when she saw my confusion.

“I put on high heels and stand up in front and you say Intestine #1 is Abby. She is 6 years old and she likes to do math and stuff like that.”

Once I figured out we were having a beauty pageant I relaxed. However she made a mess of my daughter’s closet. Each Intestine had to wear a different pair of high heels. I told her to put them all back, but of course she didn’t until her aunt called her on it.

Anyway it was a great day and you will be happy to know that Intestine #1 Abby, won the contest.